So You Really Want to Be on Commercial Radio
You’ve got an amazing song and you think that you won’t be able to sleep at night unless you get it onto a commercial radio station for millions of fans to listen because somewhere along the line, someone got it into your head that that would be your defining moment. So here’s what you do: Find the person that told you it was the most important thing for you to do and slap them so hard it leaves a mark. Now that we’ve got that out of the way here’s how it worked at the radio stations I worked for:
First of all it costs up words of $250,000 to get ONE song on the radio. If you’ve got that kind of cash just lying around, hire a radio promoter and give him a big bonus incentive so they’ll get your music on the air. Secondly, if you can give me ten names of people right now that listen to regular radio I’d be completely amazed and tell me that the $250,000 you’re willing to drop is well worth it. Who wants to voluntarily subject themselves to 20 minutes of commercials while hoping to hear their “favorite” song. I can think of a million other thing I’d like to do, including running my car off the side of a cliff, than listen to that crap. So if you’re like the rest of us broke (and sane) musicians I’ll go through ways to get actual air play without signing your life away to the devil.
First I need to explain the difference in radio stations:
Commercial: The big boys. These stations tend to dominate the central part of the dial and are greedy bastards. Thanks to our wonderful government, corporations are now allowed to own as many stations as they want as long as they have the money. Did you know that Clear Channel, the single biggest station owner, was started by a few car salesman!
Free air/Thin air/Independent: Depending on who you talk to these will be grouped with community but I’m listing that on it’s own. There’s a very long description as to where the names came from and what they are but here’s the short version: Some rich guy decides to buy a radio station or two in a market and funds it either completely out of his own pocket or sells some of his space for local advertisers. In return he gets to play whatever he wants. There is the rare occasion that space gets sold to big corporations but like I said its rare. Oh and the more important thing is that they don’t answer to stock holders.
Community: